Deck the Halls with DUI's
All I want for Christmas is a deadbeat dad
Roasting Chestnuts on my boyfriends face
Christmas is coming and so is your anorexia
Oh Holy turkey, I'm gonna rip into your flesh
Santa Claus is coming to town, so is Animal Control
Do you see what I see? Dementia!
Grandpa needs directions back home from the mailbox
The most wonderful time of the day
And when she waits for grandpa's 5 hour trip to the mailbox
These are just some of my ideas I'm still working out my creativity block, hopefully it comes back to me. I'm having a lot of insparation today, from people who I hate, so stay tuned. I think tomorrow I'll delve into either mail order brides or why people do not need a college degree anymore.
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Thanks always <3 --R