In a previous post I said why men can be ass holes and it turned into why men are stupid. This one I am going to decode what women mean when they say things. Sometimes I feel like I need a decoder ring for it myself, Chris always says I read too much into shit but noooo women aren't like men. When they say things they mean that and 10 other things. So here ya go!
- I still want to be friends---> I do not want to be friends and if I see you in town I will ignore you.
- It's not you it's me---> It is you but I don't want to be responsible for your suicide.
- That's OK I understand--->I do not understand, and we will do what I want to do.
- Sure I'll go make you a sandwich---> Why don't you get up and make me a sandwich since you just made me a protein shake I did not ask for
- That's cool, I'll meet your ex, I don't mind---> I'll do it, dress up, do my hair, look better then her then call her a hooker.
- Yeah he's a good guy---> I have had sex with him.
- Am I prettier than she is?---> I know I am, and you better too, or else your not getting fucked later.
- I'm tired---> Don't touch my tits or my ass.
- I'm a little tired---> You may have sex with me but I may not be to involved
- I'm not tired---> We will have sex
- That was amazing---> I've had better
- I'm so fat---> Do not agree and if you do you'll be hearing #1
- I'm too stressed out about my work for a relationship---> I hate you and I want you to dump me, so it's easier on me.
- It's all or nothing---> Stop being an ass hole or you're gone. OR I'll say I want it all to scare you outta here.
- It's so good to see you---> Can I go now?
- I'm not talking to her anymore---> She fucked my boyfriend
- Oh my god you scared me!---> I farted
- What does your tattoo mean---> It's fucking ugly and I don't get it
- My friend thinks you're hot---> My friend is desperate to get laid.
- I don't sound like that do I?---> Ahh fuck I sound like that.
- We're gonna go have a girls night ---> All girls talking about people we want to fuck.
- I have never cheated on any of my boyfriends---> I have cheated on almost all of them.
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Catch ya later! ---R