- "I just mouth fucked your mouth." - This was in response the virgin diaries on TLC
- "I'm would take that burger to the smush room." - Watching Man V Food
- "Oh Santa why don't you just fuck me in that sleigh." - Addressing this http://www.youtube.com/embed/Db4YYKtwv8k
- "Birds can't fly!!!! Faggot!--- I mean swim, birds can't swim." - When Chris O'Donnell falls in the water at the end of Batman forever
- "I bet Chris O'Donnell has a little fuckin' wanker" - I made the mistake of telling him in 1994 I would have spread 'em for Mr. O'Donnell
- "All I saw out of that commercial was the white man overcome he nigre (that would be hillbilly for nigger) - No you didn't, a white man approached a group of black men and then ran away.. Calm it down Hitler.
- "I don't know what you're freaking out about?!?! They're my balls!!! - This gem came out after I observed him eating a piece of chocolate in left hand and his right hand was clearly in his pants. After I said something he finished candy, took hand off balls, then switched hands....
It wouldn't be fair if I did not include the two most recent idiotic things to come out of my mouth either so here you go.
- "Well I would be the American. There was always one American and two foreign." - Who I wanted to be in Global Guts!
- "I rather make a doodie on your chest then do that." - I actually don't remember what I was talking about, but this is what usually comes to mind when I do not want to do something...regardless of who I am talking to.
I love you all. I hope you have a happy Christmas weekend and I wish I was home celebrating with you guys!
<3 Always --- R