As most of you know from my other posts, facebook, twitter and such, I love reality TV, and very little regualr shows. Here are a list of my favorite TV shows and why I love them:
- Teen Mom: This show has made my life! I love to see young stupid people raise a child, sounds familiar. Maci seems like she has her shit together so I'll leave her alone, at least for this post. Let's start with Farrah who is 1/2 normal. She obviously has an anger problem that stems from god knows what. This chick yells at her mom for no fucking reason. NOOO MOM STOP PISSING ME OFF! Fuck no thanks, and she wonders why she can't find a man. I don't pull that shit for a least 6 months of dating, I let them fall in love with my lady-like charm first. She also on the last episode adopted a dog, what a great fucking idea. So she thinks that her dog will piss in the toilet if she dangles it above the bowl... really Farrah. So stupid. Then there is Caitlin and Tyler <3 awwwww. Fuck that. These "parents" decided not to be parents and have MTV foot the bill for bitching about it. I have watched these two on there for THREE seasons whine and cry about giving their baby up for adoption. And their hillbilly parents who are fucking married. Butch and Amy (I think). Butch is a predator, straight up. In and out of jail and the first thing he says when he gets out is "He needs to get his freak on" Watch it here :Then there is my favorite reality hot mess of all time! Amber and her butterball/punching bag boyfriend Gary. She beats him, she screams at him and she sleeps with him! That's punishment enough for this poor man. But no he wants his baby panda pants back and will stop at nothing to do it, like get drunk the night before Leah's (the daughter) birthday party. He then goes to get "party supplies" and goes to Burger King. OK, of that's a party supply, I'm pretty sure David Hasslehoff needs to be notified. And then he goes on to say that he needs to stop being so lazy as he literally ROLLS off the couch. OH and he broke the stairs in his house, and blamed it on being "particle board." Sure Gary... The people I do feel the worst for are the kids I really do... well except for Brandon and Theresa, who adopted Caitlin's baby. These poor poor people are not only linked to those two breadwinners for the rest of their lives, it's is documented on national TV, no thanks!