Sunday, February 12, 2012

Gripe

     I know that everyone has that thing that pisses them off. But I am talking about pet peeves that almost any human being would be irritated with. I reached out to some friends their qualms and mine are listed below, please enjoy:
  1. "Bad grammar" I know I am not perfect but some people really need some work. 
  2.   "Look before you ask." Do not ask me where something is before looking first. Open the refrigerator and look for the giant jug of milk before asking me where the milk is. You have eyes, use them.

  3. "Women who pee on the seat." This is just disgusting and nasty. Get it in the bowl ladies. And if you can't get it in the bowl, wipe up after your damn self.
  4. "Do not ever tell me that my dog smells or anything negative about her." Daisy is a loving gentile animal. She loves to lay around and do nothing and she loves everyone." She is a hound dog so yes she may smell a little more pungent then other animals, but I do bathe her on a regular basis so shes not a stink-pot. With that being said, do not call me and tell me that I can come over but Daisy cannot, and repeat to me 300 fucking times that she stinks and that she stunk up you're house the last time she was over. You did not have to steam clean your carpets because my precious Daisy was laying on them for a couple hours. Please get a hobby.
  5. "Do not tell me that I should go to church." I'm not gonna say much here and start some shit, but just don't fucking do it.
  6. "Bad eating habits" You know who you people are, snapping your gum, chewing with your mouth open and smacking that food all up in your mouth. These things are just foul.
  7. "Hygiene." Men: brush your teeth daily. Clean hair out of sink after you shave, also use deodorant liberally. Ladies: see number 3.
  8. "Do not go to Costco with your whole family." There is absolutely no reason for this at all, people are perfectly capable of doing something alone or with one other person. You are not required to bring a pack of people to an already crowded area. Also, "Do not go there just to eat." There are other establishments where one can buy lunch. They're called restaurants.
  9. "Bluetooth." Get off that fucking ear piece and talk to me like a human, not like I am the one who is interrupting you. You also look like an asshole walking around talking to yourself.
  10. "Do not ever talk when a movie and or TV is on." You have been watching this just as long as I have. Figure it out and shut the fuck up. Especially when it's not about what is on the TV I do not give two shits that you put gas in your broke ass car today, I'm watching a mother fucking movie!

  11. "Adult women who wear braided pigtails." You are in Stamford, Ct do you see any farms around here? No there are not. And if you wear those high ones like one of those Japanese anime characters you've got a fucking problem. You're not a cartoon with a creepy open mouth, and you're not a porn star, playing Rudolf while Santa drills you out and holds onto your reigns. Get over it you're not 5 anymore.

     I'm sure I can think of more however the more I think of my peeves, the more I realize they are with specific people. And trying not to be a big twat about things, I rest my list here! 

Enjoy---- R

3 comments:

  1. These words are very hard.But too very real.You must some day make any radio station.You are very hard and fine.

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  2. In regards to #2.... Don't ask me where something is and when I say, It's right there" you say, "where?" "Right there", I say again. "Where? I don't see it." "Look at me motherfucker! I'm pointing right at it!"

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